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If you’re wondering why I never go hiking during the summer…
This might clue you in: See that really scary looking black color blanketing the entire lower state area of New York? Exactly. There isn’t enough Permethrin in the world that would make me roll the...
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Me: Let me know what you want and I’ll order it ahead of time. Him: You are my New York guide. I trust you to take me wherever is best. Me: 7-11 and McDonald’s it is! Him: … never mind. (Originally...
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This was not the vortex I was looking for
When I hear the word vortex, the image that springs to mind is the Star Trekian type of vortex. You know, a spinning funnel that hurtles your ship into a wormhole and sends you into the...
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Why I hate Long Island with all my heart and soul
Those people who talk about cities like Detroit being the worst places to live have clearly never been to Long Island. Having been a lifelong native here, I can say without any shadow of doubt that...
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